[Oh God. The only person worse at cooking than Pinoko is Black Jack. Kiriko's food has always been bland, so it isn't like she can say she's any better, but... this will be especially lethal.]
What... are you going to make?
[She's hovering over Black Jack like a hawk. She'll need some adult supervision for sure.]
[Kiriko only shakes her head. Unbelievable. He knew Black Jack would be the end of her one way or another, but she'd never imagined it would be death by cooking.
Now Kiriko's cooking is bland because she either doesn't know how or isn't willing to make anything fancy. Still, recipes and cooking is just like Chemistry - certain basic techniques are required outside of the instructions. These rules Kiriko did learn from her mother.
She more or less throws the carrots at her partner.]
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Rolled a 5 CRYING
[So that she can cook things.]
[Why would you ever let that happen.]
[Maybe she won't burn the house down.]
[Maybe.]
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What... are you going to make?
[She's hovering over Black Jack like a hawk. She'll need some adult supervision for sure.]
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[Actually, it's supposed to be chicken curry, but whether or not that's what comes out in the end is all up to chance.]
[Shhhh. It'll be fine.]
Shut up and hand me the carrots.
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Now Kiriko's cooking is bland because she either doesn't know how or isn't willing to make anything fancy. Still, recipes and cooking is just like Chemistry - certain basic techniques are required outside of the instructions. These rules Kiriko did learn from her mother.
She more or less throws the carrots at her partner.]
Make sure you peel them first.
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I know to peel them, I'm not stupid.
[She scowls at the carrots. She will not be defeated by awkward root vegetables! They will be peeled-]
Motherfucker!
[WHOOPS that was her finger not a carrot abort abort!!]
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God DAMN it, Black Jack! Watch what you're DOING!
[She seizes the offending finger and wraps a clean cloth around it.]
Aren't you a surgeon?! Fucking act like one!
[At this rate, Black Jack will kill herself by the time this is over.]
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[It hurts and you aren't making it any better!]
I'd like to see YOU do better!
[She grabs her hand back. And she will go on an adventure for a bandaid BUT THEN THIS MEAL SHALL BE MADE.]